Hello, my name is Jay and I’m a blogoholic. It’s no one’s fault but my own. A little poem here a picture there. Innocent stuff. I just wanted to get off the porch and run with the big dogs. I enjoy shrubbery, fire hydrants and tires just as much as anyone but, I couldn’t handle it. I’ve started chewing on the keyboard. Who knows where it could go from here. If I don’t get it nipped in the bud before long I might be sniffing every mouse in town. I know, I know. Self control. I hear you out there. This is scary stuff. I have a friend that may be in trouble too. She’s licked the letters off her keyboard. Claims it was just old and perhaps over used. Disgusting. Be careful out there guys. You just never know.
For me, it’s back to the porch. It’s peaceful there, the cookies are good and I don’t have the urge to chase cars. Let the big dogs scratch where they may.