All Fools Day

April Fools day.
Author unknown. The following is reported by Snopes.com to be urban legend circulating in similar form since 2002. That being said, I LOVE IT, THIS IS MY SPACE SO, HOORAY FOR THAT JUDGE IN FLORIDA, AND LET IT GO AROUND AGAIN!

An atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case. The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews — why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah — and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheists’ holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said, "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date — April 1st!"
"The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God.’ " — Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1.
"Case dismissed!"

HOORAY FOR THAT JUDGE AND, HOORAY FOR CLASSIC RERUNS! 

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About jingeorgia

Searching high and low no matter where i go it always seems the same: shades of grey. Or, was that gray?
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7 Responses to All Fools Day

  1. the says:

    Yes, the fool says there is no God.  What will he say when that day comes about?!  Lord save His soul.  Peace.

  2. Jerry says:

    Ya, the first time I saw that I thought it was great also.  It\’s good to see a judge make the right desesion.  There are too many times today that they don\’t.
     
    Have a good one.
     
    Jerry

  3. Beth says:

    Great post.  And I second the hooray for that judge!!

  4. Ice says:

    Love it!
    ~Ice

  5. Jane says:

    Haha!
    Sorry about the Republican thing… I guess Maria Shriver has survived her mixed marriage so I should just chill… as long as they don\’t believe in Rush Limbaugh… I couldn\’t take it.

  6. Rambling says:

    absolutely right!

  7. kb says:

    Love it!

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