Drivers Test

Our subject is an ok guy it’s possible he would qualify
to enter into the pearly gates and set before a banquet plate
the likes of which he’d never see on this side of eternity
He prays his prayers five times a day gazing trancelike 
one might say surely he is on the way but has he known the Savior
Satan was concerned a bit perhaps he’d lost another
So it was a plan was hatched to finally discover
The order was to check him out Chief says there should be no doubt
Monday morning would be best Administer the Drivers Test
Get Red Light to aggravate and sweet Ms Blue Hair to slow his pace
As he begins to gain his stride bring Pimpled Squirt up by his side
to cut him off at his  next turn
When he thinks he’s on the way bring in Rusty Chevrolet
smoking stalled astride two lanes Grid lock at Peachtree and Spring
He’ll take the short cut that he knows Still sure he won’t be late
Broken Main should do the trick and park him in a lake
Chief checked the time and counted down
five, four, three, two, one
The subject just flat blew his top and oh boy was it fun
He cursed and spit and sputter splashed in water to his knees
The Drivers Test  a huge success Chief was really pleased
The subject showed a side not seen in his Sunday school
and screamed a string of syllables so not Sunday cool
The subject passed the test Monday He scored a ninety five
Still the chief seemed concerned and pulled me to the side
We work hard to spoil the race and some runners we will win
but those who’ve known the Saviors grace will have no stain of sin.

jrw © 05/27/2009

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About jingeorgia

Searching high and low no matter where i go it always seems the same: shades of grey. Or, was that gray?
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2 Responses to Drivers Test

  1. Beth says:

    I really like this post!!

  2. ··¤ SETH says:

    This is truly thought provoking… As by God\’s grace, through faith in Jesus Christ, … God the Holy Spirit will keep us in step with our Lord and Saviour Jesus.

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