When ya been ridin’ the trail as long as me ya get kinda squinty eyed when some folks start talkin’. Walkin’ like they was saddle sore but talkin’ like they weren’t! Greenhorns. Likely from back east. Most cowboyin’ they ever done was milkin’ a cow back home in Georgia.
Here they come. Always got a brand new idea ‘bout how much better things would run done this way or that. Dadburn pilgrims talkin’ about savin’ daylight. Well what the hell are you gonna do son? Stick some in ya pocket before it gets dark.
Flatlanders. God help us. As soon as you can see, we’ll be workin’. As soon as you can’t, we’ll quit. Got it?