Happy Oxymoron Day

Comrades greetings from the committee chairman. Your productivity for the year has been duly noted by the beloved chairman. Let the value of your labor be known to the greedy capitalist pig employers by taking tomorrow off with pay. Profits are for such occasions, so deemed by the beloved chairman, as a holiday.
Let the revolution continue comrades until all profits pilfered from the proletariat are used in accordance with our desires: 3 day, 15 hour work weeks and 60 hours pay! Hear, Hear! Hear, Hear!
Salute my fellow laborers and a most glorious day to you, UNAMEIT Local Union and affiliates are for YOU!

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Searching high and low no matter where i go it always seems the same: shades of grey. Or, was that gray?
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9 Responses to Happy Oxymoron Day

  1. Beth says:

    I love this!

  2. john says:

    wonder if the democrats get the message….?

  3. kïrstin says:

    that would be a tough three days, but i bet i could do it!k☼

  4. J says:

    j2john bord, Good question! Unfortunately the dems don\’t have a monopoly on jack-asses.

  5. ··¤ SETH says:

    People say that good friends are hard to find, but that\’s because the best are already mine. And the way I see it, with friends like I have on msn spaces.. who needs hallucinations? Bwahahaha. Take good care… coming back soon!http://i51.tinypic.com/13zmqti.gif

  6. ··¤ SETH says:

    There’s one weekend during the year where suddenly we realize that summer’s almost gone. Labor Day Long Weekend.. my do sweet-nothing weekend, no labor involved except that of reaching with my left hand for the bowl of chips and reaching with my right hand for a cool drink. Hope you enjoyed yours.

  7. Rhapsody says:

    Oxymoron Day? hmmmmmmmmm…..alrighty then, i guess we\’ll go with that……Have a fabulous weekend

  8. Rhapsody says:

    Oxymoron Day? Alrighty then, i guess we\’ll go with that.Have a splendid weekend eh..Peace

  9. Rhapsody says:

    Oxymoron Day? Alrighty then, i guess we\’ll go with that.Have a splendid weekend eh..Peace

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